Well, my, my! Bertha had her first big outing. She was invited out to dinner at the Meridian Hills Country Club, and what an event it was! She had her picture taken by several revelers, but alas, she has no photographic evidence of this swank soirée. But she did pick up quite a few souvenirs of her adventure. She will post pictures of her new-found treasures as soon as her headache goes away, however. There was an unfortunate event which she doesn't want to discuss. Maybe she will feel like discussing it tomorrow if her head clears up.